golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.


e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

Anonymous: I want to kill myself. There's no good in the world anyway i'm sorry

wrrench:

No sweetheart no, there is so much good in the world so much it’s just hard to find because negativity sticks out, but there’s so many good things.

  • When you listen to a song and it’s so good you get chills
  • Random kind strangers
  • Kid waiters/waitresses/hotel staff etc
  • Old couples that’re still together holding hands in the street
  • Books are being written right now amazing books for you to read
  • Brilliant films are being made
  • There’s so many dogs that you haven’t petted yet
  • When you meet someone and you have so much in common you can’t stop talking
  • Camping is great if that’s not your thing then hotels so many places to see
  • You haven’t seen some of the amazing cities in the world that are so beautiful you have to see them
  • Flowers are fucking beautiful
  • Feeling of satisfaction you get when you make it through a door before it closes
  • So many fantastic songs to listen to and be made
  • Loads and loads of concerts to go to
  • People to meet
  • You’ll maybe even meet your idols one day
  • Fireplaces in winter
  • Ice creams in summer
  • Lying on the grass in spring
  • Standing on crunchy leafs in autumn
  • Comfy jumpers
  • Soft scarfs
  • Popcorn
  • Hot chocolate
  • Blankets
  • Forests
  • Beaches
  • Coffee and tea
  • Thunderstorms/rain when you’re inside
  • Cheesy Christmas TV that’s so bad it’s good
  • One day you’re gonna live life how you want to not how anyone else wants you to
  • Painting
  • Drawing
  • Photography
  • Any hobbies you have
  • When you laugh so hard you go mute
  • The problems that you’re facing today wont matter next year
  • Killing yourself is a full stop but if you keep on living who knows what will happen, this is just a bump in the road. Everything get’s better and yes life may be bad right now but we have to know sadness to know happiness
  • Soon enough anyone that’s making your life shitty wont be around you any more
  • You’re going to be okay one day

neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

(Source: boytaurus)