texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 


my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me


One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.


okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy


my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

Anonymous: I want to kill myself. There's no good in the world anyway i'm sorry


No sweetheart no, there is so much good in the world so much it’s just hard to find because negativity sticks out, but there’s so many good things.

  • When you listen to a song and it’s so good you get chills
  • Random kind strangers
  • Kid waiters/waitresses/hotel staff etc
  • Old couples that’re still together holding hands in the street
  • Books are being written right now amazing books for you to read
  • Brilliant films are being made
  • There’s so many dogs that you haven’t petted yet
  • When you meet someone and you have so much in common you can’t stop talking
  • Camping is great if that’s not your thing then hotels so many places to see
  • You haven’t seen some of the amazing cities in the world that are so beautiful you have to see them
  • Flowers are fucking beautiful
  • Feeling of satisfaction you get when you make it through a door before it closes
  • So many fantastic songs to listen to and be made
  • Loads and loads of concerts to go to
  • People to meet
  • You’ll maybe even meet your idols one day
  • Fireplaces in winter
  • Ice creams in summer
  • Lying on the grass in spring
  • Standing on crunchy leafs in autumn
  • Comfy jumpers
  • Soft scarfs
  • Popcorn
  • Hot chocolate
  • Blankets
  • Forests
  • Beaches
  • Coffee and tea
  • Thunderstorms/rain when you’re inside
  • Cheesy Christmas TV that’s so bad it’s good
  • One day you’re gonna live life how you want to not how anyone else wants you to
  • Painting
  • Drawing
  • Photography
  • Any hobbies you have
  • When you laugh so hard you go mute
  • The problems that you’re facing today wont matter next year
  • Killing yourself is a full stop but if you keep on living who knows what will happen, this is just a bump in the road. Everything get’s better and yes life may be bad right now but we have to know sadness to know happiness
  • Soon enough anyone that’s making your life shitty wont be around you any more
  • You’re going to be okay one day


shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

(Source: boytaurus)